Monthly Archives: February 2012

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Letters from the most spoiled dog in Maine

The bedroom eyes of the most spoiled dog in Maine, Sparky Jones Malone Terhune

This is the letter my dog sent out to his caregiver, Uncle Jungle JMC, before his recent stay at our house while we were in Key West. Dear Uncle Jay, Thank you for taking care of me this week. I am excited. Not pee on the floor excited, but excited nonetheless. One thing you should Continue Reading →

MUSIC MONDAYS: MUSIC TO FLY BY

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So the three of you may remember that I spent last week in Key West. Pity me. Not. This required a certain amount of plane travel. Which I do not like. Not just because of 9/11 but at some point I just began to find the experience excruciating. Used to take 4 glasses of white Continue Reading →

MUSIC MONDAYS: In the Key of Sugarloaf

While you’re reading this I’m in Florida either sunning myself or recovering from a vicious sunburn I got the first day down here. I’m never too sure what’s going to happen with me and my epidermis in the tropics. So here are some offerings for you while I’m away, all courtesy of the wonderful folks Continue Reading →

REJECTAMATED!!!

Dear Chang, Thank you very much for sharing this with me. The plot’s a little slow to build for my taste, but I hope you find a good home for it. Best wishes, Jennie Hmmm, you know, I think it’s almost time for me to haul out this old chestnut – Augusta – and give Continue Reading →

MUSIC MONDAYS: My Grammy’s name’s are Laura and Lillian

Obviously the MM image has a certain poignance given that Whitney Houston passed away this weekend.  I thought of changing it out of respect but then I thought again.  I respect her work, though I wasn’t a huge fan, I heard the music that inspired this image as a tribute not a mockery.  My home Continue Reading →

Writerly Wednesdays: The Work As Mistress

"C'mon, baby! Just another 1,000 words! I'll do it longhand and leave Excel up not he monitor so she thinks I'm checking out sales reports. Who's my special girl? Who makes the words come out so sweet and hot?"

( NEW AND IMPROVED WITH MOUSEOVERS JUST LIKE XKCD!) I have a mistress and my wife knows her all too well. In fact she encourages me to go to her, even so far as making me buy furniture for the act. We do it on a 100 year old oak desk. No, we’re not into Continue Reading →

MUSIC MONDAYS: Now I Got Dreaming

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Yo, heads! Okay, so I survived my daughter’s 13th birthday sleepover. They played the same Skrillex songs over and over again and behaved perfectly for young ladies poised on the cusp of young womanhood: eating pizza, playing with a ouija board, watching movies and staying up until 5:22AM. Meanwhile I worked on a new story, Continue Reading →

Encylopedia of Home Improvement, 1970 | Retronaut

Rememeber what the future looked like? This gives me a funny little feeling deep down inside when I look at these pictures. Encylopedia of Home Improvement, 1970 | Retronaut. Tweet

Letters of Note

As I get older I’m appreciating Mencken even more. Is it because I’m older or wiser? Letters of Note. Tweet

YMO on a Friday Night

Oh my god I love this video: Where do I start? The clothes? the WIGS?! The total lax attitude like they’re three guys practicing and reliving the old days? The coughing and auguring at the end? The other videos in the series are awesome, especially because I don’t speak a word of Japanese. Tweet